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Cup KO Caption Contest

Posted by on March 21, 2007 9:23 AM | 

AS a diversion from the debris of angst, bitterness and recriminations left in the wake of Boro's painful FA Cup exit, let's lighten the mood with a little caption competition.

Here's a fantastic PA picture of the shocking scenes as a furious Spurs fan invaded the pitch and took a swing at Frank Lampard after their replay on Monday night. Unbelieveable! Outrageous! Disgraceful. Here, isn't that Stewy Downing?

stewypunch.jpg

Bearing in mind that lawyers and young people read this blog, who is saying what to who?


Comments (31)

Holgate Ender wrote...

downing: "what do you mean im a better dj than i am a footballer?"

Posted by: Holgate Ender  | March 21, 2007 9:48 AM

mickymac wrote...

Lampard-" Another left cross that missed its target"

Posted by: mickymac  | March 21, 2007 10:03 AM

Deano wrote...

Downing: "Look Morrison, this is how you knack an over-rated arrogant poser."

Posted by: Deano  | March 21, 2007 11:03 AM

Leeds Red wrote...

Stewy's showing more physical presence there than he did at Old Trafford

Posted by: Leeds Red  | March 21, 2007 11:24 AM

Nigel wrote...

'Stewies crossed one from the left....what's Lampard doing he's ducked out of the header!!'

Posted by: Nigel  | March 21, 2007 12:46 PM

Nigel wrote...

AV I know Stewy is a man of few words but I'm confused by your comment at the end of the previous thread!

AV writes: It had initially been posted her on the caption competition. I was looking for quips not essays.

Posted by: Nigel  | March 21, 2007 12:52 PM

alan maloney wrote...

"I'm going to Israel"
"I'm going to Israel"

"You're Not"
"You're Not"

Posted by: alan maloney  | March 21, 2007 12:55 PM

Nigel wrote...

Lampard: 'Stewy, Mac tells me he wants you to play left back in Tel Aviv'

AV It wasn't my post!

**AV writes: Easy mistake to make... he's another Nigel, but then almost everyone on here is.

Posted by: Nigel  | March 21, 2007 1:39 PM

Andy Rodgers wrote...

Couldnt believe it when i saw the pictures of the spurs fan how much he looks like stewy downing.

Lampard wouldnt swap shirts so stewy lashed out haha quality likeness tho aint it? He has been given a life time ban

Good job lampard ducked coz he was fallowing thru with his elbow, no need for that in the game.

Posted by: Andy Rodgers  | March 21, 2007 2:40 PM

red_rebel wrote...

Martin Jol: "I have in mind a more attacking role for Schtewart when he joins Schpursch."

Posted by: red_rebel  | March 21, 2007 2:40 PM

Andy Rodgers wrote...

Ive just watched the video on youtube even didier drogba is boxing with him check it out

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aTvs1hIxk0o

better then the valencia scrap

Posted by: Andy Rodgers  | March 21, 2007 2:45 PM

Rodaldo wrote...

WAGS Boutique is not rubbish

Posted by: Rodaldo  | March 21, 2007 2:56 PM

tonyblack wrote...

.........

TB

**AV writes: That's two dodgy ones now Tony. I'd laugh along down the pub but we can't possibly publish them.

Posted by: tonyblack  | March 21, 2007 2:57 PM

Never Happy wrote...

Well the life time ban from white hart lane should finally put the spurs transfer rumours to bed.

Posted by: Never Happy  | March 21, 2007 3:12 PM

Ian Gill wrote...

For Christ's sake, get your shirt back on before yer mam sees, you'll catch yer death of cold.

Posted by: Ian Gill  | March 21, 2007 3:29 PM

Ian Gill wrote...

I'm the best winger in the village.

Posted by: Ian Gill  | March 21, 2007 3:45 PM

South Stand Steve wrote...

"Are you looking at my parmo?"

Posted by: South Stand Steve  | March 21, 2007 4:08 PM

John wrote...

Lampard: Give me that jacket now I'm freezing

Posted by: John  | March 21, 2007 4:50 PM

GLEN Brocklesby wrote...

Steve loves me more than you! Yes he does, yes he does.

Posted by: GLEN Brocklesby  | March 21, 2007 5:24 PM

John Powls wrote...

Surrealist corner

Is the guy whose arm appears at the edge of the crop on the left of the photo saying

"If I let go of this we'll all roll into a tube."

Posted by: John Powls  | March 21, 2007 5:46 PM

tony black wrote...

" **AV writes: That's two dodgy ones now Tony. I'd laugh along down the pub but we can't possibly publish them. "

Hey AV, no worries my mate. I'll keep trying my best !

Stuey - " You schmuck.... How the hell can Spurs afford to buy me now ?????????????? "

TB

Posted by: tony black  | March 21, 2007 6:35 PM

John Powls wrote...

When are icons not iconic corner

Adrian Bevington to Stewie and Lamps at the Eng-er-lund training camp:

"Yeah lads, we can gerra deal to do this up as an official FA poster - got that certain homo-erotic somethin' - burrit'll never do business like that tennis lass scratchin' 'er bum."

Posted by: John Powls  | March 21, 2007 7:33 PM

Jonny Wilkinson wrote...

Thank god I play rugby, otherwise I would be out till I was at least 90 years-old. By the way has anyone ever done something similar to Vickers?

**AV writes: If you can find a picture of a Vic-a-like chinning a bare torsoed professional footballer feel free.

Posted by: Jonny Wilkinson  | March 21, 2007 10:12 PM

Paul Hatfield wrote...

Downing: Do you know who I am?
Lampard: Nah mate never heard of you!

Posted by: Paul Hatfield  | March 22, 2007 2:52 AM

Ian Gill wrote...

Sorry, I thought MacClaren said lamp hard Frank.

Posted by: Ian Gill  | March 22, 2007 9:21 AM

Mark wrote...

I told you what I would do to you if you did not give me the three grand that you owe me from the last card school. Look what I made happen to Michael Owen - he was only due me £2300. This is your last warning..............

Posted by: Mark  | March 22, 2007 12:58 PM

Ian Gill wrote...

You are as bad as Gerrard, clear off into the middle and give me some space.

Posted by: Ian Gill  | March 22, 2007 1:17 PM

John Powls wrote...

You are as bad as The Yak, clear off into the middle and give me some space. (Thanks Ian)

Posted by: John Powls  | March 22, 2007 3:04 PM

closey wrote...

IM DOWN-ING YOU IN ONE

Posted by: closey  | March 22, 2007 4:13 PM

Ian Gill wrote...

Cut it out Stewie, we'll end up on some caption competition or Question of Sport.

Posted by: Ian Gill  | March 22, 2007 6:02 PM

Ian Gill wrote...

Existentialism? Existentialism? I'll give you bloody existentialism.

Posted by: Ian Gill  | March 22, 2007 9:19 PM

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