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Boro v Chelsea

Posted by on August 23, 2006 10:55 PM | 

BORO are going to get battered by a Chelsea side looking for revenge: that was the underpass consensus. Even the ra-ras were rattled.

But things went Boro's way a bit even before kick-off as Robben was injured in the warm-up. Every little helps. Maybe lightening will strike twice. He says clutching at straws.

The pre-match atmosphere in the Riverside was upbeat and positive and Pagey pumped it up with some heavy beats, even Led Zeppelin was in the mix. Then during Pigbag there was the big card display organised by the Twe12th Man, the fans group with hopes of becoming a latter day Ayresome Angels. 86-06 Reborn was the message, a celebration of the fact that this game was taking place 20 years to the day since Boro came back from the brink of exteinction and played Port Vale at Hartlepool's Victoria Ground.

That show of pride set the tone and there was a crackling atmosphere right from kick-off as Boro set th eaerly pace. Boro fans roared as Southgate's side carved out some good early chances when bottle blond balding Basque Mendieta scuffed a low shot wide, George Boateng had a piledriver charged down in the box, Chris Riggott put a header just over from a corner then Yakubu just failed to make contact with diving header to a Stewy Downing cross. If he had Ugo's Big Dave hairstyle Boro would be ahead. Hey, we could get something here.

D'oh! Don't be such a naive deluded fool. In almost their first attack Chelsea scored as a swift break down the left ends with a low ball into the Boro box and Shevchenko scuffs a wayward shot under pressure from Riggott and it trickles past the slo-mo dive of Schwarzer. The Ukranian is in my fantasy team but this is no time to look for silver linings.

Two minutes later it could have been two as a ball from the right squirts across the face of goal and Shevchenko stretches but is an inch from stabbing home. Boro suddenly look vulnerable. It is Reading all over again, minus the cushion of the goals.

The Chelsea fans, inaudible up to this point, suddenly announced their arrival. They want to watch that triumphalist swagger doesn't send them toppling off the bandwagon.

There is a heart-stopping moment on 21 minutes as Andrew Davies wipes out Drogba with a full blooded sliding tackle just inside the box. It is a penalty and possibly a red too. Certainly we would be screaming for it at the other end. Incredibly the ref waves play on! We are getting some breaks tonight but I hope we haven't used up all our luck. The crunching tackle sends the volume soaring and sparks a string of robust tit-for-tat challenges all over the pitch and suddenly there is a real edge.

The Chelsea fans come over all seventies with an outburst of zigger-zagger and some fat middle-aged blokes - possibly the 'Teesside Blues' - are reliving their bootboy youth, gesturing at the Boro fans and offering them out. Worse still, they are standing up so the stewards go streaming in followed by the bobbies and soon a helmet goes flying before order is restored.

Boro are under the cosh for a while - some sloppy passing in midfield does not help - but they are defending well. It is not exactly textbook stuff as the centre-backs are miles apart leaving space for pacey Chelsea to attack and the midfielders are having to come back and make some risky tackles in their own box but it is doing the job.

Schwarzer makes a string of saves but then his big punts upfield are coming straight back and on the rare occasions Boro do get forward the crosses are going into a crowd of blue shirts as Yakubu is incrasingly isolated. Passes are going astray and there is some awful control with the most woeful examples from Mendieta, widely acclaimed as the best footballer at the club .

The pace has dropped off now and Chelsea are toying with Boro. At one point Terry casually dribbles out of defence round Mendieta. They are well on top and you get the impression they could muller us if they wanted but that they have settled for the one. The half ends as men against boys and with Gareth needing an injection of steel and creativity to turn it round.

HT: 0-1

The second half starts with a yellow card for tardy Drogba who stole the ball off Stewy's toes on the touchline but had entered the field of play without permission. He had arrived a minute after the rest of his team, a trait that some may say is the reason that Chelsea have not been able to crack the Champions League.

Chelsea put in a masterclass in pointlessness seven minutes into the half as they get a throw near the corner flag down Boro's end then proceed to string together 16 passes to take it back deep in their own half before Terry launches it 70 yards upfield just as Drogba steps offside.

Boro step up a gear and while the play is scrappy it is around the Chelsea box which constitutes progress of sorts. Rocky sends a shot from 35 yards out fizzing just wide. He is shooting from further and further away with every week and it is only a matter of time before he sends one just over from out in Carpark B.

Super Lee Cattermole appears on the touchline and the press box holds an impromtu sweep on how long till he gets a booking. I go for seven minutes. Had he started we would have sold Golden Booking tickets. He makes an immediate massive difference though, roughing up the pampered Blues and going for 30-70 challenges he has no right to make.

There is another spell of frenetic but fruitless Boro pressure then as an attack breaks down Chelsea race forward and Shevchenko crosses for unmarked Lampard to put a free header against the bar. That's how vulnerable Boro are to the quick counter.

Then there is a free header down the other end as a free-kick finds Yak unmarked in the box but with time and space he sends it arcing high and wide from ten yards out. Unless he though the was off - and Chelsea players certainly did - that was poor.

On 73 minutes Viduka comes on for the ineffectual Mendieta and has a profound impact. Boro switch to 4-4-2 and suddenly Boro have options going forward. Viduka is strong and pulls the Chelsea defence all over the shop leaving space for others. He almost engineers a goal within three minutes as he backheels in the box for Yakubu but he tumbles under the slighetst tug from Carvalho and the ref waves play on.

Suddenly Boro have the bit between their teeth. Balls are flying into the box with Downing looking sharp now he has two targets to aim for and Viduka is causing mayhem. Then on 80 minutes the all out attack pays dividends as Downing wins a dodgy free kick wide on the left then curls the dead ball towards the back post where Pogatetz climbed highest to power home a bullet header from six yards.

There is a surge to the front of the North Stand as fans engulf the team celebrating the goal down by the hoardings and there is a passionate EIO that more than anything echoes the spirit of 1986. It is followed by a heartfelt chorus of You Are My Boro that rings around the ground .

Boro are swarming forward now and look the likeliest to score. There could be a famous victory on the cards but incredibly people are streaming out early, their obsessive compulsive disorder need to beat the traffic by leaving precicely eight minutes early over-riding the pulsating, engaging, exciting nature of the game.

With two minutes left George concedes a free-kick 30 yards out and picks up a booking to boot. My heart is my mouth as Lampard drills in a low free-kick that Schwarzer fumbles then gathers at the second attempt with three blue shirts arriving quickly.

Then in the final minute Downing put in a perfect cross for Yak to bring down and lay off and Mark Viduka rifled a low shot between that went past two defenders and squeezed between the keeper and the foot of the post. YESSSS.

Can we play you every week? One more win over Chelsea and do we get to keep them? Easy! Will Jose be so gracious in defeat this time as his lads sat back casually for over an hour when they could have ripped Boro open only to get mugged in the last ten minutes?

The full time whistle goes and there is a huge roar. Boro got their reward for going on the offensive in a game that could have kick-started the season. That is what it is about. Attack. Play to your strengths ... and that ain't defence. Crisis, what crisis?


Comments (12)

Mac in Baku wrote...

Great summary of another great fighting display. Lets hope the players take heart from it and it inspires them to play to their potential.

Some good tactical substitutions from Gareth who looked calm under pressure. Impressed by Mourinho's honest comments after the game. Do you think he has a soft spot for us?

Posted by: Mac in Baku  | August 24, 2006 7:42 AM

Ian Gill wrote...

So over two matches what different styles. We have started like Champions League, ended like Championship then started like Premier League, drifted into Championship and finished up Premier League.

It is hard work but not as bad as supporting Sunderland.

Posted by: Ian Gill  | August 24, 2006 9:12 AM

Nigel wrote...

Fantastic result, it proves that we are a good team despite the lack of new signings.

I like the self belief the team has and Southgates cool leadership....we can go far!

Posted by: Nigel  | August 24, 2006 10:38 AM

John Powls wrote...

The 'joy' of supporting Boro is that everything above is true!

Like someone once said about England - "Everyone else has a climate, we have weather - and usually all four seasons in one day. That's why we all talk about it endlessly."

Same for Boro - as Ian says, four different teams in any one game - if you don't like this one just wait 20 minutes and there'll be another one along!

Wonder who'll turn up against Pompey?!

Only one consistent theme - our farcical performances in the transfer windows. Last night doesn't disguise the need for two centre backs and a right sided, pacey, creative midfielder and swapping Christie for Nugent would be a bonus.

But what do we read this morning - the Barcodes are intent on snatching Huth from under our noses. Entirely our fault if it happens - it should have been sorted long ago.

But even worse - and close to a disgrace - is that it has been apparent for sometime that we have been continuing to flirt with Xavier. I knew that something was afoot and the Gazette knew too.

I posted to the Gazette MB about it and referred to Xavier as a "drug cheat". It is the only message I have ever had moderated out by the MB. Why would that be, Vic?

Xavier is past it, never distinguisjed himself in the few times he played and was never a better full back than Tony Mc anyway (although for some reason Gate seems not to rate Tony). So why would we want him anyway?

But also he not only let himself down and cheated but he also put the club in peril and could have had us sanctioned too. So what message does taking him back give to our young players - especially Tony Mc?

We took an age over severing his contract when the original incident took place and held on right through and after an appeals process and even beyond when his own union stopped supporting him. Why?

He was at the game last night and told reporters that he was to start training with us again soon. Why?

Gate "intimated" that he would be invited back after his ban ended and "you have to keep in touch with people like that". Why?

This is a man still serving a worldwide FIFA/UEFA/FA ban. Doesn't Gate need those authorities to waive their rules to allow him to continue to be manager after 90 days? So how does he or the club think they are improving his chances by associating us with Xavier whilst he is serving a ban?

And what are the club spending their time accommodating someone like this when they can't sort out transfers to bring in younger, more talented players who haven't besmirched themselves and the club by misusing banned substances? Something smells here, Vic.

Instead of blocking MB postings it's something the Gazette should be looking into and putting questions to the club about - including the ones above. So, how about it?

*AV writes:

In legal terms Xavier has tested positive for a banned substance and his mitigation was that he unknowlngly took it as part of a medication. UEFA accepted that mitigation and reduced his ban. Reference to that is fine.

But to go from there to the phrase "drug cheat" - which implies a deliberate and systematic regime of doping over a sustained period - is a big leap and one that our lawyers would probably be very uncomfortable with.

Posted by: John Powls  | August 24, 2006 12:09 PM

John Powls wrote...

Vic

OK - so much for the sematics; but what about all the rest?


*AV writes:

I agree any move for Xavier would send out mixed messages on doping. It would also block a place into the team for McMahon, Davies or Parnaby (although not everyone might see that as a bad thing).

But he fits Southgate's stated criteria of players who know the PL. I think the key for the club may be his availability and the lack of a fee. If the transfer window goes by without defensive reinforcements then he may suddenly become a realistic option.

Posted by: John Powls  | August 24, 2006 1:25 PM

Never Happy wrote...

The joys os supporting Boro, summed up nicely by all of the above.

I have to agree with John about Xavier, Boro should distance themselves from him (deliberate drug cheat or not).

Tony Mc looked the best young RB in the country until MaClaren put the donkey named Rieziger in his place.
I know he has been unlucky with injuries but I for one would much rather see him in the team than an ageing Portuguese Santa Claus

Posted by: Never Happy  | August 24, 2006 1:35 PM

Phil McThomas wrote...

Good stuff, Vic.

Hopefully this will teach the people who leave early a good lesson. I used to sit on the end of a row, with an aisle between me and most of the pitch. You can't see the end of either half thanks to these people.

Posted by: Phil McThomas  | August 24, 2006 7:47 PM

Eddie wrote...

Why would we want Xavier playing for us again? I was absolutely staggered when I read Southgate's comemnts and the fact he was sat in the directors box. What type of message is this sending out to the players and supporters? What extra dimension is he going to give the team?

Posted by: Eddie  | August 25, 2006 12:25 AM

Ian Gill wrote...

Due to horrendous workload before a weeks break I had missed the Xavier story. I tend towards Johns'view.

My understanding is thst the athlete has sole responsibiitiy for what is in his body. They are warned time and again about the dangers of taking medicines and suplements not given by the clubs.

Xavier is an experienced international who must have been tested many times. He has been foolish whether intentionally or not. The fact is, he was guilty and hence tarnished our image.

He should be kept well away from the club because of the message it sends out. What must the parents of the current and potential kids of our club think?

The only mitigation I can think of is that everyone deserves a second chance. Sorry, there is another, no one could accuse Xavier of taking performance enhancing drugs because it certainly didnt work.

Finally I dont think he will add anything to the club, do we need another journeyman defender?

Posted by: Ian Gill  | August 25, 2006 7:02 AM

John Powls wrote...

Something smells about the Xavier thing - and it's not just his other drug of choice - peroxide.

Are we paying him whilst he's training with us?

What does he know or what have we done that makes the club want to come over all Christian charity and turn the other cheek? Not a trait which has ever afflicted Mr. Lamb before, for one. I don't believe that any of the leopards here have changed their spots.

Maybe some of Vic's 'colleagues' on the Nationals might follow up. They seemed just as stunned as we all are and they have keen noses for a smell.

This has all the hallmarks of a grenade with the pin out.

Posted by: John Powls  | August 25, 2006 9:45 AM

Nigel wrote...

The Xavier situation seems very strange, I agree with most of the above comments. AV's explanation of the drugs coming from medication was the first I have heard of it.
Given that was true as said previously it is the athletes responsibility to ensure he is clean. Who's Doctor prescribed the drugs?

But from a purely footballing perspective I can't see Xavier bringing anything better to the team. The manager has stated that new players must be better than those we have, does a 33 year old who hasn't played for a year fit that description? And if he does play is he going to have the backing of the supporters?

One final point we need to get Huth signed now!

Posted by: Nigel  | August 25, 2006 11:14 AM

Nigel wrote...

A question for you Vic, we keep reading about Downing going to Spurs. There was a piece in a national 'broadsheet' yesterday which implied Boro were ready to sell...any truth in this?

*AV writes:

I can't see it. Both the club and player have repeatedly said he is not for sale, there has been no bid and that he does not want to move. Stewy was very forthright about it to the Gazette before the season kicked-off.

The club have put great stock in producing its own talent and Stewy is a trophy figure in that respect. Selling would indicate a downturn in ambition and possibly also suggest a cash-flow problem. The club are emphatic in their statements that neither is the case.

That said, in football anything is possible....

Posted by: Nigel  | August 25, 2006 11:37 AM

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